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The Journal of a Yonethian Pyryte
(Sporks)
Created on 2005-04-25 17:00:35 (#6917825), last updated 2006-12-06
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Basic Info| Name: | acid_rane |
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BioBroke out of a Turkish prison in 1995, with 5,000 dollars worth of MOOLA (turkish currency),spent half of it hitch-hiking with a crazy norwegian named Bob with only one eye. used the rest to get back home to Mars after I hijacked nasa's latest prototype (the wooden space barrel). There I was informed of my mission to live with an earth family known as the Hayneses. Have been in their family ever since. Drive surrogate sister absolutely insane and have yet to accomplish world domination. My spork is armed and ready though.
I broke it on the muscle of a rather large bouncer last time I tried for total annialation of the form of hierarchy that you imbicile humans practice. After all of my experiences I was left with many memories I could not hold on to, so I jumped off the empire statebuilding and wasted one of my 5,992,374 lives. Then I wrote an autobiography about everything which NO ONE wanted to buy, so I gave up and resorted to making a stupid web journal at the advice of my earth sister. Those stupid homosapiens.
YOU ALL WILL COWER AND BOW TO ME EVETUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU BETTER HOPE I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FREEDOM TO LOW BUDGET WAITERS!!!!!!HAHAHAHA!! thank you for your wasted time spent reading this.
I broke it on the muscle of a rather large bouncer last time I tried for total annialation of the form of hierarchy that you imbicile humans practice. After all of my experiences I was left with many memories I could not hold on to, so I jumped off the empire statebuilding and wasted one of my 5,992,374 lives. Then I wrote an autobiography about everything which NO ONE wanted to buy, so I gave up and resorted to making a stupid web journal at the advice of my earth sister. Those stupid homosapiens.
YOU ALL WILL COWER AND BOW TO ME EVETUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU BETTER HOPE I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FREEDOM TO LOW BUDGET WAITERS!!!!!!HAHAHAHA!! thank you for your wasted time spent reading this.
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collecting sporks, eating aluminum foil, eating with sporks, fishing for zemnars, producing sporks, stroking sporks, using sporks
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